Showing posts with label Dwarf Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dwarf Quotes. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Farming Expectations

Sleepy "Mom when I grow up, I'm going to raise chickens who only lay double yokes...because that would be cool!"

5 x 2 = 10

When I was out with the kids last night...

Doc said "Mom, could we please double the kids to 10, so that there's 5 girls, and 5 boys?" 


HAHAHAHA

Space Exploration

Mom "What do you call people who travel in space?" 



Sleepy "Australian Nuts"


Mom laughing "it's pronounced 'astronauts'"



Sleepy....still currently attempting to say it right.....

Christmas Baking

Tis the Season to be baking....falalalala, lalalala

So the list is done, and the baking has started...

Here's what my list looked like after just one day!
Photo: So far we've knocked off a double batch of 5 baked goods on the list.  Now Mama's taking a coffee break ;-)
I've baked more since, but thought I'd share my sons comments while baking that first day, this is from my facebook post:

Sleepy just seriously asked me if he had to take the metallic wrapper off the margarine before putting the blocks in the mixer :-) ~ Guess I'm glad he asked ... lol

All in a 1 Months Pay

So Happy announced that when she grows up she's going to open a bakery called "Mom's Recipes" She then told the other girls that she would hire them for $100.00 a month. Both Bashful, and Sneezy accepted the job positions, while drooling over the enormous paycheck. Later in the day the boys found out about Happy's generous offer, and she hired them too...lol 

Not to be outdone, the boys announced they were going to open a hunting store, attached to the bakery. 

& To make it all more fun, both stores are going to be on a yacht.

Earning Cerlery

Bashful  “Did you know that some job’s only have 1 piece of celery?”

Happy “Really”

Bashful “Yes, because they say you can have a raise in celery, so then they will give you two pieces of celery for lunch instead of one....watch out for jobs like that Happy”

Happy “I didn't know they did that...I read about salary one time, and didn't know what it meant, I will not get a job like that”

Thursday, November 03, 2011

A Couple of Dwarf Quotes from this Week.

Sleepy: "Mom, when I'm a teenager you are going to be really old"

Me: "Thanks for that reminder"


and

Sleepy: "Mom school is really easy if you actually try!"

Joyfully enjoying laughter while dwarf training ~
~ melodiejoy ~

Thursday, September 29, 2011

From the Mouth of a Child

Mom to Sleepy ~ “What’s the yellow part of an egg called?”

Sleepy ~“yogurt”
~Joyfully Dwarf Training ~
~melodiejoy~